September212014

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via givingblowjobs)

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mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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(Source: superklainelockednurse, via supernaturalsteph)

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(Source: xxvi-i-xiv, via curiovsly)

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(Source: landofjonas)

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john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

(via pumpkin-l0ve)

1AM
mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via pewpow)

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

(Source: pawsinthepark.net, via otterly-riddikulus)

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madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via otterly-riddikulus)

1AM

665-the-neighbor-of-the-beast:

This is what I show people when they say that perfect couples don’t exist. :D

(via youreawizardjackie)

1AM

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via mariaiseverything)

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“I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.” (via trusttraumatised)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via and-iou-somuch)

1AM

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via sneezedon-dabeat)

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sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

(via sneezedon-dabeat)

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